“Let's talk about how you've cornered the market on inspirational posters with hashtags. You've mastered the art of turning every disaster into a TED Talk, all while maintaining a Twitter account that's part motivational speaker, part NPR pledge drive. With "care" in nearly every tweet, I'm starting to wonder if your favorite emoji is a heart or a clipboard. Your average likes are so high you probably have staffers refreshing your feed every 5 minutes. But let's be real: the only thing more predictable than your "We" speeches is that you'll somehow tweet exactly zero times per day while racking up more followers than my entire extended family. Your Twitter is basically an online presidential library with extra steps. Just keep those health care hot takes coming, folks need their daily dose of "hope" and hashtags.”