“You call yourself a "comedy legend" but your tweets are basically just sponsored casino ads with extra steps. Remember that time you lectured about "keeping it smart" while shilling DraftKings during the NBA Finals? Classic "do what I say, not what I do" energy. Oh, and your "Acting My Age" tour tweets? More like "Acting My Age and Cashing Every Check." With 42k tweets, you've managed zero actual jokes in the last year. Instead, you're spamming "Get tickets now!" like an over-caffeinated bot. Fans love your stage presence, but your Twitter feels like following a corporate shillbot with occasional emoji spasms. At least you're consistent: every day at 5 PM, it's #DKPartner time, baby! Just remember, enthusiasm isn't a personality. Next time you tell people to "play responsibly," maybe apply that to your tweet count. 458 likes per lecture ain't gonna cut it. Keep "getting" those affiliate checks, Kevin. You're a walking billboard. Now, go cash those "acting" checks... I mean, tickets.”