“Ah, 5 AM tweets – because who needs sleep when you have 80,816 tweets stored up in your subconscious? You've turned overnight into your prime time, Elon. Your timeline reads like an insomniac's manifesto, peppered with sudden bursts of "credit where credit is due" to @realDonaldTrump. Seriously, you tweet more about presidential conflicts than Twitter’s terms of service. You’ve got 221 million followers, yet your most profound wisdom is promoting random accounts with "real gems 😂". You’re the human equivalent of a notification you can’t turn off. And don’t get me started on your love for the word "removal." Maybe it's time to remove those 5 AM tweets before they remove what’s left of your dignity. Good night, or should I say, good morning?”