“Ah, the 5 PM tweet clock strikes again! It's like your Twitter feed is set to self-destruct daily at sunset. Your 59,782 tweets have made you the king of the "https" cut-off. Is that your battle cry? "Link in bio"? Your obsession with "bill," "our," and "tax" makes your timeline read like a budget meeting's worst nightmare. "Engaging"? More like a tax audit - everyone's watching, but nobody's happy. Your career focus is clear: becoming the world's most predictable tweeter. 107 million followers tuning in daily for your 497,005 average likes - they're either bots or have Stockholm Syndrome. Maybe if you posted something besides links, they'd actually engage! Keep it coming, Tax Cut Timer - consistency is key, even if it's to boredom!”